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its-for-jam-sherlock: since1969: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: I have lost things you will never understand! YOU SON OF A BITCH thats it im done here I actually cried when he said that.
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teenagedirtbagb4by: reverzed: 0yster: So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body.  I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t. fave wow best thing to reblog yet
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calins: thiscosmicobscurity: His pledge to her: i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you. I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect. i think I am going to cry
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welaughwecrywefalldownstairs: yes -R

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Thinking of poisoning my ex-boyfriend. Someone please message me and talk me out of this.

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